baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

are children small, or just far away?

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

shiny-ebooks:

shiny-ebooks:

midoropalace:

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

here i go

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared