when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you
new gif for tumblr fights
laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
ordering food is so stressful
nice try mom
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf